I was  relaxing today at the White House after my morning round of golf and massage,  just chillin’ with my fluffy white dog and watching Fox (my staff makes me do it one hour a week), when to my viewing  surprise is this woman claiming to be the mom of an ex-Marine named Andrew Tahmooressi who has evidently been in a Mexican jail since April 1.   The press claims he wandered into Tijuana with guns in the trunk of his car.  Come on, this has got to be an April Fool’s joke because nobody talked to me about it.

Let’s see, I can ignore the problem and it will probably go away, or people will forget about it.  That’s not working for me anymore.  Or I could take Air Force One down to the border, yell really loud across the Rio Grande and make a big scene and take advantage of a great photo-op.  Nah, I hear there’s too many kids wandering around there right now.  Too noisy.   I could send some lawyers ? Guess I could call President Nieto, or is it Pena-Nieto, whatever, and ask for a favor.  After all, we’ve been happy to take millions of his folks into the USA and turn them into Democrats.  And gosh, we serve their food at a bunch of eateries in every US city.  He owes us !

Maybe Nieto plays golf, and I can trade him 18 holes at Pebble Beach for Mr. Tahmooressi’s release ?   We’ll make it a threesome, now there’s a photo-op .   Oops, running late to get to my fundraiser in NYC tonight.   I’ll call Nieto when I get back to Washington.        WHAT THE HECK !