MY ARREST IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

Never had the pleasure of being arrested, living the sedentary and peaceful life of a retired evil banker. I always thought my opportunity would come while harassing overpaid and underworked public employee union members while they were picketing.  But I was wrong !

A shopping mall in suburban Georgia has instituted a “no prayer” policy on its shoppers, preferring to protect even one person who might be offended at such a blatant display of faith and thankfulness.   A group of female joggers starts and finishes their runs at the mall, and begins and ends the runs with a simple prayer.  Nothing “in your face”, no megaphones, no proselityzing, just a silent group expression of thanks to God.   Mall security guards, backed by new written mall policies ,literally raced to the rescue of concerned non-believers to intercede and halt this abomination !

I thought the Constitution mandated freedom of religion, not freedom from religion.   I can guarantee that the first time a prayer of mine is interrupted and forbidden in public, those in charge will be dragging me away to the pokey.   Please come bail me out.     WHAT THE HECK !

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