On the eve of the historical vote for independence in Scotland, I am astounded that the vote is actually up for grabs and in doubt. Yeah, I get the allure of the bagpipes and the air conditioned kilts and the cool Irish Spring soap, but WHAT THE HECK is wrong with these people ? What has polluted their drinking water ?
Prior to 1707, when Scotland entered into a political union with England to create the single Kingdom of Great Britain, seems like it was all rough sledding for this beautiful region occupying the northern half of the isle of England. What I recall from my extensive research into Scottish history are famine, assorted plagues, constant invasions from Ireland, the Romans and the Vikings, religious intolerance and cruelty, feudalism (slavery), and such outrageous barbaric general behavior that required the Romans to build Hadrian’s Wall in A.D. 90ish to keep the Scots “in”. It took the coronation of Mel Gibson in 1995’s Braveheart to put a somewhat civilized face on the olden days Scottish culture in general.
Since its inclusion into the United Kingdom, it seems that it has been all clear sailing for the Scots. By the 1740s, French Enlightenment writer Voltaire mused, “we look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilization.” Under the wing of England, Scots earned the reputation of reserved politeness, honesty, forthrightness, boldness and strong spirituality. Bolstered by the 19th century Industrial Revolution, Scots became regarded as particularly hard-working, practical, and careful with their money (some would say cheap). Deodorant was introduced I believe in the late 1970s.
So why go back to the olden times. A columnist in yesterday’s Wall Street Journal noted that “the 13th century wasn’t all that good”. As usual, the Liberal humps for independence (Scottish National Party head, Alex Salmond,), tout additional social spending and lots of free stuff upon independence. Everyone with half a brain today knows how that works (America). So keep your kilts, play your annoying bagpipes, and just put up with the snooty Brits and their smelly tea, and enjoy life. WHAT THE HECK !