Much to my chagrin as an uneducated redneck Bubba climate change denier,  weather patterns around the globe continue to exhibit increasing volatility, and yesterday it rained fish in Nishinomiya, Japan.   As a matter of fact,  fish falling from the sky delayed a professional baseball game between the Hanshin Tigers and the Tokyo Yakult Swallows for several minutes.

One theory holds that the half digested fish were dropped by birds flying overhead, and were intentionally aimed at the Tokyo left fielder, Wladimir Valentin by  disgruntled winged fans.   It has been confirmed that the stinking carcasses were not thrown from the grandstands.   Proglibocrats in our country will no doubt adhere to the theory that carbon emissions from all over Asia are responsible for this eerie phenomena.           WHAT THE HECK !