Each election cycle, different groups of people become so indignant about a particular candidate that they threaten publicly to leave the country if that individual is elected. And this cycle is especially rich, some six months before the actual results are even counted. The following folks profess to depart if Donald Trump becomes our leader — Whoopi Goldberg, Al Sharpton, Samuel L. Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Cher, George Lopez, Spike Lee, Raven Symone, Jon Stewart, Rosie O’Donnell.
I say let the election season be extended an extra six months so more of these idiots board the bus to Manitoba or Juarez. And here’s my list of a few more who I hope join the exit queue — Nancy Pelosi, George Clooney, anyone with the last name Kardashian, Paul Krugman, Al Gore, Carol Moseley Braun, Quentin Tarantino, Jerry Brown, Jesse Jackson, Steven Colbert.
Time is on my side ! WHAT THE HECK