I just stumbled out of my car, having survived a full 128 minute showing of the Hollywood debacle, Into The Woods.  Whoever says marijuana is illegal in Hollywood has lost control of their senses.   This tedious musical, starring Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt and Chris Pine, I noticed gave wedgies to every male attendee, struggling not to squirm too much and thus offend their wives or significant others.  My wife spoke of “multiple layers of feelings and interpretations”, alone enough to spook any heterosexual male from being badgered, begged or drugged into viewing this debacle.  I beg every male, at any cost and I mean any cost, to avoid this flick.  There are so many other touchy feely chick flicks to impress your female partner with your attendance, and with some rehearsed sensitivity. If forced or tricked to endure this,  immediately go shoot something, read Wild at Heart by John Eldredge twice, and then punch someone.   Find other ways to impress the girls !   Do it !                            WHAT THE HECK !